It’s Valentine’s Day next week, and with the new that Greggs is opening up some of its bakeries for a four-course ‘fine dining’ meal to celebrate, we thought we’d throw in a few more alternative ideas that are as un-clichéd as possible.

Alternative Valentine’s Day Ideas in London 2018

While the day does bring too many trips to the local Italian, it does also serve up a plethora of opportunities to do something unique with your partner, with London naturally the hub for the more interesting activities. So with that in mind, here’s some ideas for an alternative Valentine’s Day in London 2018.

Bleeding Heart Ball

When: Saturday 17th February
Where: The Vaults, Leake Street, SE1 7NN.
Price: From £18.50

If you’re looking to party your way through the weird and the wonderful of the London underground, the Vaults Theatre is Waterloo is always a good place to start. And this weekend their promising ‘one super giant of a party full of passion, enchantment and risk.’ It’s called the Bleeding Heart Ball and it’s being thrown by Gypsy Disco & Shotgun Carousel, two of London’s leading immersive event extraordinaires. The Anti-Valentine’s event will feature a night of devilry and debauchery with performances, theatrics, a confession booth, sex tarot cards and London’s finest nude life drawing models. This one’s not for the faint hearted!

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Prince of Peckham x Morley’s Chicken Shop

When: Wednesday 14th February
Where: Prince Of Peckham, 1 Clayton Road, SE15 5JA.
Price: From £27.50

If bae loves chicken as much as you do, you may be interested to hear that two iconic South London institutions are coming together in the name of love. And chicken. For one night only, you and your Valentine can enjoy an array of wings, soul food and a sweet apple & blueberry pie thanks to the Morley’s Prince of Peckham Valentine’s Dinner. As well as your 3-course dinner, you’ll also get a cocktail on arrival.

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A Valentine’s Evening with the Stars

When: Wednesday 14th February.
Where: Royal Observatory, Blackheath Avenue, SE10 8XJ.
Price: £40

The Royal Observatory in Greenwich is giving you the chance to be all starry-eyed with your partner this V Day with its now annual ‘Evening with the Stars.’ There’ll be a romantically themed planetarium show, followed by a chance to look at the Moon through the Great Equatorial Telescope, as well as some time on the Meridian Line with an amazing view and a glass of champers.

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Fall in Love with a Stranger

When: Wednesday 14th February
Where: Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen, 2-4 Hoxton Square, N1 6NU.
Price: Free

For all your singletons out there who like the idea of finding love, Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen will be hosting a sort-of-speed dating event with a difference on Wednesday. A lady called Mandy Len Catron wrote an essay a couple of years back, arguing that you could find love with someone if you asked each other 36 very special questions. Calling bullshit? Answer the questions online and head down to Hoxton to see if you’ve got a match!

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Sex in the City Run

When: Daily
Where: Starts at Cock Lane, EC1A 9BW.
Price: £25

If you’re a fitness freak and can’t give up even one night a year of workout, boy do we have the perfect event for you! Curated by Secret London Runs, the Sex in the City tour meanders through London’s once-raunchy streets. Your guide will tell you the capital’s favourite filthy tales as you meet the likes of Colonel Condom, discover the city’s ancient sex toys, and hear stories of early bondage gone incredibly wrong. The race starts at Cock Lane (obviously) and every runner gets a glass of prosecco at the end!

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Gaming at The Four Thieves Pub

When: Daily
Where: 51 Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Price: Escape Game from £19

For an alternative date venue, there’s few better places in the capital than The Four Thieves pub in South London. Not only does the pub pack a gigantic games room complete with retro arcades, table tennis, mini golf, and an RC racetrack, but the pub is also the location for one of the best escape games in London, Lady Chastity’s Reserve. The food at the pub is also top notch – perfect for a date night.

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DIY Porn Workshop

When: Wednesday 14th February
Where: The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, EC2A 4RH.
Price: £12

Probably the raunchiest event in London this Valentine’s Day, The Book Club in Shoreditch is hosting its very own workshop on how to make your own homemade porn video. Last year The Book Club ran event for you, your partner and your dog, but this year it’s probably best to leave your pooch at home as the education on DIY porn is delivered by owner and director of ‘Dreams of Spanking’, Pandora Blake. Naturally the event is 18+ only with organisers inviting guests to ‘come down to hear from a professional how this can be a safe, inclusive medium of sex positivity, self-care, and of course, fun.’

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