You may have seen the announcement that Peter Crouch has signed a deal with Sky for a pilot episode of ‘On the Couch with Peter Crouch‘. Usually footballers only move to a comfy chair in front of the camera after their football career is over, but Crouchy is going in early. We quite like the cheesy but catchy funny footballer gameshow name of the show, and here in the office at Average Joes we decided to come up with some better shows that we would like to see.

Funny Footballer TV Shows

So check out our funny footballer TV show ideas.

Pop her cherry with John terry – John is paid by parents to take their child’s virginity.

Play with boys by David Moyes – David looks into the seedy world of the Church and becoming a priest.

Chase the turtle with Martin Skrtel – A new show where Liverpool Defender Skrtel has to catch a turtle.

Name that song with Nigel de Jong – Think Kareoke, but without the singing

Name that tool with Tim Krul – Newcastle Goalkeeper helps you identify those unknown tools in the garage.

Get out of a hole with Ashley Cole – How to dig yourself out of a hole when you are in trouble with your missus* No guarantees!

Knife or dagger with Daniel Agger – A look into weapons on the street.

Who’s this Jessie with Lionel Messi – Lionel gets to play with Jessie J

Check out this porker with Kyle Walker – A look inside the NHS and the current obesity problem.

Nut and Bolt with Grant Holt – A look into the steel industry.

Who’s the poof with Frank Leboeuf – Are these guys gay or straight?

Truth or dare with Scott Sinclair – Relationship show with Scott.

Drive a Sierra with Patrick Viera – Bringing the classic Ford, back to the screens.

Whats in the box, with Ruel Fox – Blind folded, what’s in that box?

Changing lanes with Leighton Baines – Investigating road rage attacks

Smell my finger with Jose Bosingwa – Contestants have to guess what substance is on Jose’s finger

Let us know your favourite funny footballer game shows and add your own in the comments below or on twitter with the #footballergameshows hashtag! Thanks to Damo, Shaun, Mike, Al, Mila and Smid for these!



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